Home Delivery
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$10,000.00
$9,999.99
$9,999.99
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per item
Post office not good enough for you? Add the Home Delivery option to your cart and I will personally walk, drive, fly, swim, run, jet pack your order to your doorstep. Whatever it takes I will deliver your gear in person anywhere in the world for just $10000.00 (some shipping and handling fees may apply.) I'll even bring my hiking gear and hit the trail with you for an overnighter (add multiples of the home delivery item for additional nights on the trail)
Special delivery. Beard included.
You could have your Arrowhead Equipment order delivered the usual way.
Or you could imagine the doorbell ringing, opening the door, and finding Mr. Arrowhead on your porch with your gear, an enormous beard, and a backpack that suggests he has plans after this.
Welcome to Home Delivery: our $10,000 answer to a question almost nobody was asking.
It’s personal service taken several thousand steps too far. Possibly quite literally.
You could have your Arrowhead Equipment order delivered the usual way.
Or you could imagine the doorbell ringing, opening the door, and finding Mr. Arrowhead on your porch with your gear, an enormous beard, and a backpack that suggests he has plans after this.
Welcome to Home Delivery: our $10,000 answer to a question almost nobody was asking.
It’s personal service taken several thousand steps too far. Possibly quite literally.
Why does delivery cost $10,000?
Because at some point “taking the scenic route” became an entire business model.
Can I request the jetpack?
Absolutely. Mr. Arrowhead has also requested the jetpack. This does not mean either request has been approved.
What if I’m not home?
That would be a very expensive game Ding Dong Ditch.
A little fine print. A lot of beard.
This listing is our tongue-in-cheek celebration of personal service, good gear, and getting outside. Regular orders use the shipping options available at checkout.
Actually considering the full Mr. Arrowhead treatment? Contact us before purchasing so we can discuss the details—and find out whether you’re serious before anyone starts shopping for jetpack fuel.
Some shipping and handling fees may apply. The beard travels with Mr. Arrowhead and is not available separately.
Because at some point “taking the scenic route” became an entire business model.
Can I request the jetpack?
Absolutely. Mr. Arrowhead has also requested the jetpack. This does not mean either request has been approved.
What if I’m not home?
That would be a very expensive game Ding Dong Ditch.
A little fine print. A lot of beard.
This listing is our tongue-in-cheek celebration of personal service, good gear, and getting outside. Regular orders use the shipping options available at checkout.
Actually considering the full Mr. Arrowhead treatment? Contact us before purchasing so we can discuss the details—and find out whether you’re serious before anyone starts shopping for jetpack fuel.
Some shipping and handling fees may apply. The beard travels with Mr. Arrowhead and is not available separately.
